Thursday, December 14, 2017

Keaton and I are chefs now

We made mac and cheese and it tasted okay. It had way to much cheese and so it was hard to eat. I ate all of since Keaton can't eat and so I made more then I should have. I was proud that we actually made the food without burning it to all heck. I tried to make it less thick by adding milk but it was still extremely thick. Keaton and I are basically chefs at this point.

We had to add flour and butter together in a saucepan to make a mixture then add milk and cheese to make the thickness of the cheese. We let the noodles boil well we made the cheese but by the time the noodles were done the cheese started to harden. We had to reheat the cheese and make it liquidity again for our consumption. Keaton poured the cheese into the pan well looking at me very seductively shown in the pictures down below. We then stirred them together to form the perfect mac and cheese.

Keaton then explained to me that the perfect mac and cheese is where the cheese is half liquid half thick. We poured it all into one bowl and I proceeded to eat it all. I came back after lunch and ate all of the leftovers. In total, the mac and cheese was good but it could have been better. Keaton and I are still amazing chefs.             



Thursday, December 7, 2017

Cookies from hell

We made really had cookies. Together with Teran and I, we made hockey pucks. They were harder than a rock and tasted like crap. We make the worst food in the world and I don't understand why we are so bad at this. I try my best but can't succeed no matter what I do. I have always tried my best trust me but I just can't.

I ate one and my teeth almost fell out and I just about puked. Teran and I used way to much flour and so they were really dry. I also left the room and told Teran to take the cookies out and he didn't so they got very burned. They were almost black and looked like they had just gone through a really bad house fire and they were the only things to survive. I would have dunked that hockey puck in four gallons of milk for them to not taste like garbage.

The cookies themselves tasted like an anus and should have been fed to prison inmates. They should have been made differently and could have used a lot less of everything. We should have been more careful when reading the ingredients.

3/4
cup granulated sugar
3/4
cup packed brown sugar
1
cup butter or margarine, softened
1
teaspoon vanilla
1
egg
2 1/4
cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour
1
teaspoon baking soda
1/2
teaspoon salt
1
cup coarsely chopped nuts
1
package (12 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips (2 cups)









Friday, October 13, 2017

Julie and Julia

            We watched about 40 minutes of the movie. So far it's been more kissing then cooking or baking. Julia is a chef I guess that cant cut onion. It was Julie's birthday and she made the food that I guess everyone liked. The movie is very boring and it sucks.

           Julie had someone important coming over. She was making food and fell asleep so it burned. She remade the food the next day and made sure not to burn it. The famous person coming over decided not to as it was raining too much and the person was older. She had a lot of mental breakdowns well making food. Julia had to move out of Paris to a different part of France, she also is making a book that a publisher already loves.

          Everything I know about Julia Child is that she was an American chef and became a French chef. She moved to France with her husband and took cooking lessons to become a French chef. She made many books and was a very successful chef. She was born August 15, 1912 and died August 13, 2004. She is known for bringing French Cuisine to American chefs.

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Apple turnovers

We made apple turnovers today. They tasted great actually, they had some parts where they were hard but still amazing. I ate three of them and left Teran with one because I'm fat and they were good. They tasted liked the school's apple turnovers but they were bigger. It took us like 30 minutes to prepare and another 25 to bake. They weren't overcooked or undercooked they were basically perfect.


 Teran and I made some sweet apple turnovers. I'm really proud of us as they turned out better than expected. We weren't there to eat them as soon as they came out of the over so we had to come in during win time and eat them.  I microwaved them for 30 seconds and they were warm and moist and great. They weren't very hard to make as it didn't have that many things to add.

  • medium apples, peeled and chopped
  • 2tablespoons butter
  • 1/2cup packed brown sugar
  • 1teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 2teaspoons cornstarch
  • 1sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed
  • Egg wash (1 egg beaten with 1 teaspoon water)
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Friday, September 8, 2017

Cookies

We made cookies and they actually turned out good. They actually didn't burn and I was proud of Teran and me .  We ate all the cookies as soon as they came out of the oven and I enjoyed them. The first batch we made turned out the best as they weren't hard. The cookies looked really good and when we put it on the plate we looked like next level chefs.


I made a mistake by deciding to put the cookies in the oven and stilling them in the oven and it sucked. They are still currently in the bottom of the oven and I feel about it. I still need to clean them out the oven. Mr. Conway just roasted you about cookies and it was great but back to the cookies. It took us so long to make the cookies.

We took forever to make the cookies as we weren't able to bake them as we didn't have time and so we had to wait till Tuesday to make them. They were worth the wait as they were amazing. The cookies had good taste and were firm. They were cookies they looked like cookies and they tasted like cookies so they were close enough.

Monday, May 9, 2016

Fry Lab

We had to make fried donuts and they were great. They were delicious they were really big and powdery and everyone liked them. They were really dark colored and looked disgusting but they were the exact opposite. We had them last Monday and I wish we made them everyday they taste sooooo good. I got to eat like 15 of them and they lasted for like 5 seconds because I was eating them instantly.  I have never had donuts so good before and actually made them.


We also made chicken but I wasn't here to have any. They said it tasted great, I was here for prep work and we cut the chicken into little pieces and but them in a bag till the next day. I missed the day and I wish I was because everyone told me about how great the chicken was. We got some really really good donuts tho. We also got to try others food and it tasted pretty good.

Monday, April 18, 2016

Veggie lab

We made blueberry muffins and they turned out great. We made these giant muffins but they were still good. THEY LOOK TERRRRRRRIBLE BUT TASTED REALLY REALLY GOOD. We made alot of little ones too and they were even better. We made the beset muffins ever and no one can say different.


We pamed the pan alot and so nothing would stick but the muffins kinda tasted like pam. They muffins should have had more blueberries because they were kinda plain. Since I was gone the other day I missed out on some of the muffins and so when I got them they were dry.Image result for blueberry muffins